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A Story from Ireland

Postby Tallin » Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:43 pm

How to get to Heaven from Ireland - A Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of
getting to heaven.

'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the
church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me
into heaven?'

Again, the answer was

'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into

Again, they all answered

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'

A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'

It's a curious race, the Irish.

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