How to get to Heaven from Ireland - A Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of
getting to heaven.
'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the
church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me
Again, the answer was
'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into
Again, they all answered
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'
It's a curious race, the Irish.
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