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Way to heaven

Postby Tallin » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:48 am

Little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

Little Johnny replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the Johnny kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town."
"I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday...I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

Little Johnny replied with a chuckle. "Heaven!! You're fooking bullshitting me, right? You don't even know the way to the Post Office!”
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