Parking Officers Funeral

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Parking Officers Funeral

Postby Tallin » Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:31 am

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at the Parking Officers funeral,
a voice from inside the coffin screams,
" I'm not dead, I'm not dead, Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters...
"Too f**king late pal. I've already done the paperwork!"
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